How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!