How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!