It got hit by a truck
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Because the bar was rattled!
It has a rattle.
Because it goes with a rattle.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
A tumblr.
Moussaka
One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
A ham-stir
Michael
