It got hit by a truck
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Because the bar was rattled!
It has a rattle.
Because it goes with a rattle.
Play the national anthem
He was caught playing in A minor.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
Ivy.
2 years of marriage.
Chardon-neigh
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Fore.
Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
A tumblr.
