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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)