How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot