How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving