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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.