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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.