What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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A wet melon.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.