What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.