What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.