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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Drip Jokes More Drip Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.