What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon