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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!