What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...