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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.