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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.