What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.