What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!