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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.