How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)