How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit