How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Previous Random Joke Next

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.