Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!