Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls