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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.