Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo