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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.