Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!