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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe