Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.