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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...