Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...