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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!