Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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