Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.