Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe