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When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.