When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

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Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.