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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Who's there! Al! Al who?

Al lied!

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!