What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.