What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!