Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Because he wanted to be walled-in.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
An elephant with spare parts!el
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
A jelly baby.
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
