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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.