How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Salesperson Jokes More Salesperson Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.