How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.