Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)