Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
A tongue.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
When he has sufficient grounds
Don't birthdays burn you up
Barbecue tonight!
It tastes fowl.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
