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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick