Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!