Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.