Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Depresso.
Because it keeps Peein' n peein'
Hebrews it.
Tsarbucks
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
The French Press Secretary!
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Grounds for termination.
Double double doubles
Because it's not called a purconow.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Starbucks
Because she used #nofilter
He buys it from Starbucks...
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Decalfinated.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Hebrewed it.
Au lait.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Because they were being "brewed"
Ground Coffee.
Neither. It's a Thai.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Pilatte
Getting ready for work
In a nest-cafe!
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
100% abracadabra
When he has sufficient grounds
A Mugging.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He was mugged.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Tarbucks.
I feel positively charged!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A farte
With Starbucks!
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Tsarbucks.
The number of the car that hit you.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
It's 8:00 somewhere!
Because he ate too much of them.
Eggsalad
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
A depresso
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
