Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Depresso.
Because it keeps Peein' n peein'
Because he has no proper tea!
Hebrews it.
Tsarbucks
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
The French Press Secretary!
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Grounds for termination.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Double double doubles
Because it's not called a purconow.
Because proper tea is theft.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
French press
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Starbucks
Because she used #nofilter
He buys it from Starbucks...
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Decalfinated.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Au lait.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Because they were being "brewed"
Ground Coffee.
Neither. It's a Thai.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Pilatte
Getting ready for work
In a nest-cafe!
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
100% abracadabra
When he has sufficient grounds
A Mugging.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He was mugged.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Tarbucks.
I feel positively charged!
Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A farte
With Starbucks!
Decapitated
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Tsarbucks.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A dead one...
Pardon me
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Pale ale
Bar tender
Kung-Pao Chicken.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
He was gelded.
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
One of them is actually wanted!
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Hebrewed it.
Hebrews!
