Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Depresso.
Because it keeps Peein' n peein'
Because he has no proper tea!
Hebrews it.
Tsarbucks
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
The French Press Secretary!
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Grounds for termination.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Double double doubles
Because it's not called a purconow.
Because proper tea is theft.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
French press
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Starbucks
Because she used #nofilter
He buys it from Starbucks...
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Decalfinated.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Au lait.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Because they were being "brewed"
Ground Coffee.
Neither. It's a Thai.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Pilatte
Getting ready for work
In a nest-cafe!
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
100% abracadabra
When he has sufficient grounds
A Mugging.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
He was mugged.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
Tarbucks.
I feel positively charged!
Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
A farte
With Starbucks!
Decapitated
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Tsarbucks.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Kung-Pao Chicken.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
Brew.
Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Because he ate too much of them.
A bad mood!
It was just going through one of its phases.
Never fired, dropped once.
He drops it like it's hot.
The NaCls
To run their hands through their hair
Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!
Hebrews
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Yello?
