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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.