How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.