How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.