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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.