Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts