Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.