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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.