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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!