What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.