Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
He was just stalin for time
When the big hand touches the little hand.
He was taking a sheet.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
I keep getting calls in the night.
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
