What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.