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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog