What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.