Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.