When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Because they make cents!
He took a day off
Firefighter.
Because he's married.
He's good at making friends.
He gave her a ring.
Because he is forever a loan.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Morning wood.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
It keeps you regular.
Old Bae
Your ex.
