When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
They have a sixth sense of humor
For people that don't want anything to drink
He tested positive for Coke.
He took one too many whisks.
Your princi-pal.
No Biggie.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
She wanted to be on time.
The Cinemon.
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
They exchange cell numbers.
I do.
His Ex-Wife.
