What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.