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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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He has two clean fingers.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe