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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!