What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe