What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Have a good one, son.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes