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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.