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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER