What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.