What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.