What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.