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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Luncheon Jokes More Luncheon Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.