Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.