Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.