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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.