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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)