Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..