Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Little Shellfish Jokes More Little Shellfish Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

New Job Jokes More New Job Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"