Two, and often from the same person.
Kelp!
Because he's shellfish!
Pubic transportation
Because he was shellfish.
At the crust station.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A crustacean
I don't lobsters!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!
Because he ate too many crabs!
King's Cross Station
They are shellfish.
A crustacean.
Because they are shellfish
Because the SeaWeed..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
A pinch hitter.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Crabs on your organ
He was a little shellfish.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because they’re shellfish.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
His treasures.
He took a shelfie.
They're too shell-fish!
They're shellfish in bed.
Shello
Because they always want to be right.
Bed buglars.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Little Caesars
In case he got a hole in one.
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
