Two, and often from the same person.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
On crotches...
Kelp!
Because he's shellfish!
Pubic transportation
Because he was shellfish.
At the crust station.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A crustacean
I don't lobsters!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!
Because he ate too many crabs!
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
King's Cross Station
They are shellfish.
A crustacean.
On crotches.
Because they are shellfish
Because the SeaWeed..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
A pinch hitter.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Crabs on your organ
He was a little shellfish.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because they’re shellfish.
Reebok bok bok
The pair with no sole.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
I didnt have either growing up
Because they know how to shut the House down.
Put sheet music in front of him
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
Eggs actually get laid.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Shell fish......
They're too shell-fish!
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Jedi do that?
You're so shelfish!