Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ