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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.