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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!