Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Because I always get weird stairs

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Dim Sum.

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Peaking duck!

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Dam!

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He ran out of little boys

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I can't bereave it!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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King's Cross Station

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Swab the deck!

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Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Their odds of winning are the same

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No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.