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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.