Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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You Pokémon

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

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Buock choi

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

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Italian ISIS

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Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

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Press pray.

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I can't bereave it!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

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They are both crustaceans.

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Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Because they are shellfish

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

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Because he can't even.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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He was just a nerdy digger.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans