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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean