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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean