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Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.