What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.