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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean