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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.