What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.