What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.