What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.