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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean