What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans