What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.