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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.