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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean