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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans