What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.