What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.