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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.