What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans