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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!