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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What country do I live?

Iran

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost