A retail store.
Goes to a retail store to find another one.
Where's my tractor?
The Significant Others just want babies.
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
The Pirates always lose.
Someone is losing their trailer..
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Carlos.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
It lost its porpoise.
Welp. You dim sum, you lose some
Pair o' Dice Lost
American.
We Americans
America.
Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
I literally can't even.
He lost his patients
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because he was always lost at C!
Geordi La Forage
They lost two towers
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Because they lost an I.
You had one job.
He became a quack head
The game.
To the re-tail store.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
You will lose every hand.
Three Reichs and you're out
An amber alert was issued
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
He lost his pride in a bet
He dumped his girlfriend.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because they quickly lose interest
Broccoli
You go Soul-searching.
A gambler might lose.
Diet Coke.
He TANKED his campaign!
Because they get lost at C!
He was running on fumes.
Where'd mofongo?
Because he lost his marbles.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!
Because they are always losing pounds.
A conductor.
He lost his sense of humerus.
A screwdriver
There was no punch-line.
Because you lose every time you talk about him ()
He lost the plot.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
He lost his SANTAty
The sphinxster....
He got lost in the maize.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
He was losing packets.
They both lost their pop.
They though it was Riel funny!
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
Sum-Young Ho
He couldn't grow a pear
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
Because he lost interest.
Because he four feet.
He was playing with a cheetah.
They can never get further than the tip!
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
A new jaw-key
Blacking out and gaining money.
She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
Lend it to Greece.
They only...
Because they don't want a man lost!
It ends.
Mourning wood
Go to England and buy something
He lost his patients...
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
The second one.
The UK National Lottery!
The rifle owner.
His customers lost interest in him.
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
Because they switched to Comcast.
Because their weapons were made in China
To a retail store.
Smoked Muenster.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
They put him under joint custody.
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Ancestry.com
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Because then, it would be called Solved.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
The same thing Arkansas
He was snowden
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Half a dog.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Americans don't get them.
Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!
