How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears