How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.