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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.