How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas