How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.