Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas