Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas