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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas