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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas