Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.