Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.