Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.