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Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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A sedimentary.

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.