Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.