What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.