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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.