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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.