What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.