What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

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God speed.

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.