Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.