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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you