Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.