Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.