Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.