What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.