What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Because Freedom Rings.

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Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Poop-ease

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.