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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...