What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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Because 7 10 11

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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Need for Speed.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.