What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.