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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.