When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Shelfies.

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I put soap and water in there every day...

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

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I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud