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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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I answer back... You mean in bed

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They were just 2G's

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A phoney friend!

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Him: Um, YOU called ME.

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A flat major

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Hush puppies!