When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Juan.

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He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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You get a buzzy signal.

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A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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And what is he running for

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

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A pilot, you racist!

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On a plane.

Headphone Jokes More Headphone Jokes

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones