When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Chair you go again asking more questions!

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He gave her a ring.

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Boil the hell out of it.

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Anything you want. He can't hear you.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones