What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire