What do you instantly know about a well...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?