What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.