What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!