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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.