What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.