What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.