What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.