What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What's your first language then?

M. "Emoji."

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.