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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What joke did Drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.