What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.