Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!