Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".