Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once