Neverland Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Salad Dress Jokes More Salad Dress Jokes

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone