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Neverland Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Terrible Pilot Jokes More Terrible Pilot Jokes

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!