Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.