What does a Jedi use to open files?

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.