File Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

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Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.