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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.