How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.