How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!