How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.